A WOMAN was left mortified after a label gave away what was inside her rather embarrassing delivery.
Jennifer Birch told her followers on TikTok that she'd been left more than a little red-faced when her postie delivered the parcel that she'd been waiting for.
"I’ve been waiting over two three weeks for this parcel in my hand," she began in the video, which she captioned: "Thank you Royal Mail".
"And it got delivered on the 23rd, missed it, again yesterday, missed it, so then I had no idea what was coming.
"I was like, ‘I haven’t even ordered anything’ because I just completely forgot."
But it was when her postman couldn't get rid of the parcel fast enough that Jennifer's suspicions were aroused.
"The postman just came and literally I opened the door in my dressing gown and he like chucked it in the door, right?" she continued.
"And I was like, ‘Thank you’, thinking, ‘Hmm, ok’.
"I cannot believe it. On the bloody packaging, I don’t know if you can see that, it just tells everyone what I’ve ordered – ‘sucking vibrator’."
Zooming in on the words in question, Jennifer added: "Wow, wow… so everyone in the f***ing post office, and the delivery man, know that I’ve ordered a vibrator."
Concluding her video, she hilariously said: "This best be f***ing good!"
Some of Jennifer's followers were quick to comment, with one joking: "I mean, at least it didn't go to your neighbours!"
Another added: "When I was 15, I ordered some paint off Amazon and it came in a reused box which had ‘pregnancy tests’ written on the side. My mum had a fit!"
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