“For people like myself, ‘John Dillermand’ is the representation on television that we’ve been looking for for a long time,” HBO late-night host says
This is when the “Last Week Tonight” host decided to reveal his personal connection to this children’s show about a man with large animated genitalia — which happens to be that he, too, has large animated genitalia.
“Well hold on there, because you don’t know that that is not the penis that everyone has. And that actually brings us to the reason that I wanted to talk to you about this show. Because the reason ‘John Dillermand’ resonated so much with me isn’t just that I found it interesting or charming or funny. It’s that I, too, happen to have a 20 foot-long animated hose dong,” Oliver said, revealing his cartoon penis friend on screen.
“As you can see, he has a suit and glasses, just like me. And for people like myself, ‘John Dillermand’ is the representation on television that we’ve been looking for for a long time. Because for us, our penises aren’t necessarily sexual, are they? No, they’re multitalented. Look, he can wiggle. He can show off his muscles. He can even make penis animals. Oooh, a giraffe! Fancy boy! And he can become a limp worm, which, yeah, I will admit is well within the wheelhouse of most penises. Of course, unfortunately, I can’t keep him out for long because if he inadvertently gets excited, he siphons off about a gallon of my blood. So back you go before I collapse, OK?”
Oliver closed out the bit by adding, “And that’s it. That’s really all I wanted to tell you. That and the fact that we’ll be back July 25th. Hey, Discovery, you’re going to own this soon. Congratulations on the merger. It’s going to go great.”
Watch the full “Last Week Tonight” video above.
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